Greetings Comrades!Tragedy has struck the glorious Mailbox Rebellion! Some imperialist pig/conformist has moved my name tag back to the right side of my mail slot today. Surely this was a challenge to our ideals and principals as a free thinking left-sider was made by some bitter conformist. This act of tyranny was dealt with quickly and decisively (basically I moved my name tag back over to the left side of my designated slot, but I did so decisively!)
No word yet on who made the change, though I have my list of suspects. Resources are limited but we he have the strength of our ideals. There is concern this was the act of an insider - perhaps a loyal reader of "Besmirching Squirrels" who may be acting as a double agent. Inquiries have begun and we will not stop until we purge all infidels from our ranks. We need names.
In the meantime the glorious left-sided revolution continues.
Viva la Mailbox Rebellion!
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Vive the lefties! Left is good - southpaws in the US and khakis in Australia!
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