Greetings Comrades!
The revolution is gaining strength! Our fight against right side conformity is building; we are successfully holding off the advances of the Imperialist Pig-Dogs!
The revolution had appeared to be losing steam; a conformist had struck back and moved my nameplate to the "right" side. After taking swift and decisive action, replacing my nameplate to the left side, a purge began of infidels within our ranks. We needed names. So far our efforts have not revealed the traitor, but our informants are everywhere. Our enemies cannot hide from the strength of our ideals!
But today, we celebrate a new victory in our battle against conformity! Last month, the fellow with the mail slot above me ("Milker") left the division, taking with him, his right sided name tag. Normally what happens in this situation is that all the name tags are moved up a spot to prevent any gaps. This is another manifestation of the culture of conformity. Milker left the division, with his name tag, yet the mail slots have not been moved. A gap exists above my slot.
The only conclusion is the mail carriers are afraid of my slot. It is like a giant chip on my shoulder, daring them to move my left sided mail slot, and they haven't. They are either scared to act or they are repulsed by the idea of mixing with a left sided slot; either way, this is a victory in our glorious struggle against the righty conformists!
Viva la Mailbox Rebellion!!!
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