If you are Greek, this is comedy gold! If you have friends who are Greek, share this with them. It will give them a much needed laugh this week. Trust me - its gold.
GREEK EASTER PICK-UP LINES:
#1 Hi there. Can I buy you a candle?
#2 So, do you come here often? Yeah, me neither.
#3 You know, the scent of your perfume really compliments the smell of your burned hair
#4 Would you like a flower?... I got it from the Kouvouklion...
#5 The light of that candle really hides the fasting-induced black circles around your eyes.
#6 Do you like this version of Hristos Anesti?
#7 Would you like to go for a walk around the block with me...my mother, sister, yiayia, Thia Sofia and my 3 cousins?
#8 Don't know the words either huh?
#9 That shade of lipstick looks great on you and the ikona.
#10 Nice eggs
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