Greetings Comrades!The glorious Left Sided revolution continues! Today, a victory for the left siders. Thanks to a new addition to our division, we can report an a successful defense of our non-conformist ideals!
Thanks to the addition of Ms. E. Tsai to the accounting department, there has been a reorganization in the mailslots within my part of the building. The mail section in my division was getting full; the only blank spot was above my box. The addition of Ms. Tsai caused a reshuffling of the name tags for everyone between me and her. I can proudly report that the imperialist mail pig moved my magnetic name tag, but placed it on the left side as opposed to all the other right sided slots. They did not dare to tamper with the power of our ideals, but cowered under like the conformist dogs they are! Glory to the rebellion!
While Ms. Tsai is an unwitting participant in our revolt, we have deemed her worth of our praise. She will be awarded the glorious honor of Sinister Rex for her support of our cause.
Viva la Revolution!
1 comment:
you probably know this, but the root of Sinister is related to "left". Sinistra is left in Italian! (p.s. you have way too much time on your hands)
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